Monday, July 12, 2004

Warning: Minor Bathroom Humor Ahead

Relevant Movie Quote For Today:
[Grunting] Who Does Number 2 Work For?
- Austin Powers in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Overheard in the restroom stall next to me: A man talking on his cell phone while "doing his business." How low on the totem pole do you have to be to be forced to talk to a guy on the phone while he is obviously doing... that?

I was tempted to grunt a lot and make strenuous noises, a la Austin Powers (see quote above) and flush the toilet repeatedly while muttering under my breath (yet loudly enough to be heard) "Oh no... not again!" to really make it uncomfortable for the guy in the other stall.

I've commented on this before, but do cell phones really need to be this embedded in our society? Couldn't you leave your phone behind before you step into the restroom?


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