I'll Have a Chicken Burrito with Black Beans and the Holding of Marbury Please

I saw a guy in line today at Chipotle reading a casebook while he was ordering¹ ... And highlighting it! WTF! Have I completely lost it, or does this take law school uber-studying to a level of which we dare not ... ney, ought not dream?

I understand being stressed, and feeling like you don't have time enough to do everything; but, reading in line at Chipotle is not the most effective way to study... or to be a normal human being. Please don't do that again. It creeps me out.

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¹And not while he was waiting in line, but up at the counter, while he was telling them what he wanted on his burrito!