Halloween, Gamma Style

For all of you who went to the Gamma House on Friday night, you were treated to a costume bonanza, including an Indian in a Whoopee Cushion and yours truly as one of the true greats of children's literature.

For those of you that didn't go to Gamma (and you know who you are), shame on you!

Here are the Unreasonable Awards for best costume:

Most Creative (Male) - The dude who dressed up as as the MySpace page of our schools Lexis Rep (Jeff Melville, we love you man). Very original. Bonus points for brining name tags and a sharpie so we could commment as Jeff's MySpace friends.

Most Creative (Female) - I don't know why, but I really got a kick out of the girl who dressed up as a deviled egg. Either that, or my friend Stephanie the Pregnant Nun.

Best Alumni Costume - Mike Reif as Steve Zissou from The Life Aquatic

Best Use of a Theme for Drinking Games - "Dawg" and "Tex" (I assume from Dog the Bounty Hunter) and their relentless possession of the Beer Pong table

Best Use of a "Stereotype" - The Mexican Ostridge Rider. I don't know where the ostridge riding comes in, but excellent use of the sombrero and mexican-guy beard and mustache. (BTW, the guy who had this costume was Mexican, so I guess it was OK to stereotype it)

Lamest Law-School Related Costume - The person in ordinary clothes with the "Reasonably Prudent Person" sign. Somebody always has to do something like this, and this year it was this dude. Saving grace, the picture of Homer Simpson made it a little less lame.

Best Slutty Girld Costume - No real winner here. Everybody who dressed up as a Slutty _______ is a winner in this blogger's eyes.

So that's it. A good time was had by most. If you weren't there... what can I say, you're lame.

Monday Update: I almost forgot one (two actually) very important awards:

Best Commitment to the Costume & Creepiest - The guy who was John Mark Karr and was carrying around his little "Jon Binet" Doll. That guy had the creepy vibe down. It still gives me the jubblies just thinking about it. *Shiver*