Audition! Do It! DO IT!

Just in case anyone actually reads this anymore, and especially anyone from the U Law School who still reads this:

Audition for T.O.R.T.!!!

The sign-up sheets for auditions have been posted on the Announcement Board on the Sub-Plaza level. Auditions start next Monday.

Come on! Do it! You'll have fun. And we aren't called Theatre of the Relatively Talentless for nothing. As the T.O.R.T. website notes:

We're looking for a pulse, talent is very optional.