Fear Factor

It's almost Noon... half the 1Ls are finishing their first-ever law school exam. The other half are about to go into their first-ever law school exam. I'm going to go downstairs and watch the insanity. I bet you'll be able to cut the fear with a blunt spoon.¹ I know I shouldn't look... yet I can't turn away.

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¹ "Why a spoon, cousin?"
"Because, it's duller, it'll 'urt more!"