Eurotrip for the 'Rents

My parents left for a much deserved trip to Europe on Sunday, and they should be in Paris now without access to the internet... so I am free to make fun of them now!¹

I am very happy that they are able to take this trip. They've saved and sacrificed a lot to get where they are now (including raising a fairly respectable human being and marrying him off to an even more respectable wife who will keep him in line, putting me through school so I had no debt when I graduated², helping out with our first home purchase by co-signing on the loan and helping out with the down payment and closing costs³, and generally just being great examples of how to be a good parent and human being), and they deserve a great vacation now and then.

I hope they have a wonderful trip, and I can't wait to see my dad's digital picture slide show when they return⁴.

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¹ Just kidding
² I didn't realize how awesome this was of them until I started seeing how much law school is going to cost, and how much loan money I have to take out.
³ As if they hadn't already provided enough
⁴ Sure my mom and I tease him about them, but he sure puts together a mean slide show