I'm Very Discreet, But I'll Haunt Your Dreams

We went and saw The 40 Year-Old Virgin last night. Very, very funny. One of only two good moviews that I've seen this year (no wait, three... this one, Wedding Crashers, and March of the Penguins). Virgin has a bunch of great lines (including the title of this post, where Andy's (Steve Carell) manager is trying to convince him that they should be "fuck buddies"). This movie has at least as many great lines as Wedding Crashers (hightlight of WC "Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels.") Here are my favorite lines (note, these are from memory, and may not match the movie exactly):

"You have to plant a lot of seeds and see which grow into a plant. Then you gotta fuck that plant."

"No Andy, I will not take your HUGE box of PORN!"

"Just like it's written on a lion's DNA to pounce on a gazelle, it's also written on a man's DNA to jump on drunk bitches."

Funny stuff.