Sunday, April 24, 2005

Law Student Statement Likely To Cause Confusion/Concern

"Well, I better get back to rape."
- Statement by a male law student, outlining for Criminal Law, to a female non-law student.


At 3:09 PM, Blogger Now with 110% more bitter! said...

Sparked by your pick-up lines, I've done some of my own. Those they are not nearly as enjoyable.

How’s about you and I establish a joint tenancy… in my bed?

No worries, sad 1L, I will explain permissive joinder of parties. The first thing you need to do is take your clothes off.

I’m putting you on notice that I’m adversely possessing you heart.

My legal research and writing instructor told me that my oral was fantastic – interested?

My love for you knows no statute of limitations.

I also stole yours for posting in my own blog. I don't think that's a violation of the honor code, but let me know if you want them deleted.


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