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From this Chicago Tribune Article

The areas under CTA [Chicago Transit Authority] "L" tracks--known for being covered with trash, broken glass and pigeon droppings--are being spruced up under an expanded program to lease parking spaces to residents and businesses, officials said Wednesday.

Sure, why not? I would love to park my car in an area known for being covered with trash, some nice glass shards to cut my tires and/or skin, and pigeon droppings to cover my car... all for the low, low price of $75 a month. The funny thing is, the article doesn't go on to say how they plan on keeping the bird crap away.