Ha! A Lawyer Joke!

I don't know if it is just because I'm in law school, so I notice them more, but there are a lot of lawyer jokes out there. For example (if it too small to read, the image links to the full sized comic):


Luckily, I have a good sense of humor,¹ so I can handle all the epithets that get hurled at lawyers², and for some of the jokes that are actually funny, I can laugh. I guess I will just have to get used to it, or better yet embrace it. So, I will end this post with the most often repeated lawyer joke of all time:

Q: What do you call 1,000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good hypothetical for a torts exam

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¹Evidence on this blog notwithstanding
²Sharks, bloodsuckers, snakes, bottom-feeders, jack holes, douchebags, Phil.