Headlines

I haven't read the story... but here is an unfortunately worded link headline on CNN.com (not the headline on the actual article... but the headline on CNN.com's homepage), Cheney has cold: heart is fine.

If you're like me, and you believe The Onion and The Daily Show are the only "true" sources of news... you read this as "Cheney has cold heart, is fine." which is, of course absurd. CNN.com wouldn't admit that Cheney has a cold heart would they? And they certainly wouldn't insinuate that he is so attractive to be considered fine? Surely not. But that doesn't mean I didn't start laughing when I saw it.

Update: The link headline got pushed to the Politics page because of the resignation blooletting of Powell and 3 other cabinet members that is occuring in the Bush administration.