The Messors Become The Messees

Here's a fun, and mean, thing to say to mess with people after an exam:

"Hey, What did you get for the third multiple choice question?"¹

I jokingly said this to a couple friends after my Friday exam (figuring they would get the joke right away), and one of them freaked out a little bit. "What multiple choice?!"

On the flip side, if you are on the receiving end of this little joke, there is a very easy and effective counter-attack. If you know someone is trying to freak you out with this type of question, without missing a beat and without any hint of a smile say:

" 'C,' How about you? And what about that True/False section? That was tough."

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¹Note: This obviously only messes with people if there is no multiple choice on the exam... otherwise, you're just asking what they got.